ok so it's been long,

since i got on this thing.
Don't you just love the fact that New York City loves to go all out on free paper. I mean wherever you go wherever you turn theres one of those free newspaper boxes (or booths -- i don't really know what one would call them) non english speaking elderly handing stuffing issues of AM new York or the Metro in your face. we really are lucky people, who wouldve guessed were living green.
But really I'm a complete supporter of tree cutting in exchange of 45 minutes of entertainment on the train rather than having to play staring contest with the wall street bussiness man sitting across popping up morningwood.
All my life I've always skimmed through the horoscope section of every newspaper/magazine I could get my hands on, only to be left to decipher what it says for the next part of my day. It's almost become a daily routine.
Wake up, skim, brush teeth, skim over.
But no I'm not a crazy astrological fiene, if thats what you've asked.
anyways what brings me to my point is, i never believed shit in those things. But I must commend the L magazine for their accurate reading of the stars. Afterall not many can truly interpret the power of the allmighty cosmic forces..

A couple months ago going about my day, i picked up the L mag, as always read the Audrey's SEX 101 Q&A. That particular issue dealt with eractile disfunction if im correct, and a woman afraid of her man taking a piss in her. Very fun. I looked through and found my favorite part, the horoscope. I didn't expect it but it said the single most truthful foretelling anyone could possibly give me:

"CANCER-- woah, woah woah - I just realized some thing it's stoop season baby! have you hung out on your friend's stoop yet? look, even if it's 45 degrees out, I highly reccomend you throw on a heavy sweater, crack open a forty and take an early spring life blossoming on your block. oh, and Cancer? Put on some pants this time!"

check, check, check, CHECK.
where the 40s at now hmmm?

p.s. ive decided ill post all of my horoscopes for each week and see how it goes. a little social experiment. not that anyone really cares haha..